Diary of a Mad Black Man

Sometimes I Wish I Weren’t A Man

I’m a man. At least that’s how I identify. But you know what?

Men are some of the worst creatures on Earth sometimes.

This article proves just that.

6 Reasons Why Portland Sucks For Single Men

Go give it a perusal. I’ll wait. 



So did you read it? Now do you wish you could get the last five minutes of your life back - and use that five minutes to find this guy and smack the crap out of him?!

I can be 100 years old and I will never understand how unattractive, misogynistic, egotistical men can get on their high horses and belittle women because women won’t sleep with them. Somehow they have their own heads so far up their rectum that they are unable to see that the reason women won’t sleep with them is because they are unattractive, misogynistic, egotistical men. 

Matt Forney here is a simple-minded writer who lives in Portland, Oregon. If you look at his website it’s obvious that he thinks he is pretty awesome. It’s also obvious that he is extremely sexist and has no real respect for women whatsoever. In the article I linked above he talks about how he can’t even get “fat” women to give him the time of day, although he claims that he doesn’t even want a “fat” woman (it’s number three on his “6 Reasons” list). Funny thing is he isn’t exactly the catch of the day.

Here’s a picture of Matt Forney (he’s the gentleman to the right, which should be obvious because the woman he’s in the photo with looks like even she doesn’t want to give him the time of day):

Let’s be honest: Matt Forney is NOT attractive. And honestly? He isn’t exactly skinny either. What gives him the audacity to belittle the women of Portland (or anywhere for that matter) because they won’t sleep with him? Just reading the way he views women alone lets me know that whenever he opens his mouth to talk to a woman all of the ignorance comes pouring out like halitosis. Someone (probably himself) has planted the seed in his brain that he is a great catch when it’s obvious that he is bringing nothing of any value to the table. In all honesty Matt Forney probably has no game on top of being a crappy person. 

If I see Matt Forney in the street (and I’m probably going to because Portland is a SMALL city) I’d like to have a nice little conversation with him.

Portland women - print this picture out and post it all over Portland so together we can all make sure Matt Forney never gets laid again.